Green Band ‘Deadpool 2’ Trailer Offers a Recap

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If the red band stylings on offer in that recent action-packed Deadpool 2 trailer were a bit much, Fox has your back.

A new “Green Band,” relatively blood-less and cuss-less, safe-for-work trailer for the upcoming sequel has arrived, providing a couple of different one-liners from Ryan Reynolds – the mask means that he can just ad lib it to his heart’s desire in post production, leaving many dialogue options to see what works better – and a bit of a TV style recap for those that can’t remember the intricate machinations of the first film’s labyrinthine plot.

Get pumped: Deadpool 2, also starring Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, Zazie Beetz, Terry Crews, T.J. Miller, Brianna Hildebrand, Leslie Uggams, Stefan Kapicic, and Karan Soni, arrives in Australia on May 17 and opens in the U.S. on May 18.

Also, it would be hilarious if some recently-emerged-from-under-their-rock person saw Deadpool 2‘s faux synopsis and went to the movies expecting…

After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfil his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavour – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.

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