A new trailer has dropped for Yoga Hosers, the latest feature from Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma).
If this is but a taste of what we can expect, well, let’s just say it’s not looking promising.
Smith’s daughter, Harley Quinn Smith, and Johnny Depp’s daughter, Lily Rose Depp, star as two Canadian 15-year-olds that find themselves going head to head with zombie dwarf…things, Bratzis. And so on and so forth. Oh, and Johnny Depp is also on board playing a man-hunter named Guy Lapointe.
The trailer provides a look at some of the film’s forced attempts at humour, mostly involving mocking Canadians and being totally in touch with teens (texting!! lmao…), and should provide you with more than enough to decide if this one’s for you.
Yoga Hosers, also featuring appearances by Justin Long, Vanessa Paradis, Haley Joel Osment, Tyler Posey, Adam Brody, and Stan Lee, hits U.S. cinemas on July 29.
Synopsis for Yoga Hosers:
15-year-old yoga-nuts Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie love their smart phones and hate their after school job at Manitoban convenience store Eh-2-Zed. But when an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a Grade 12 party, the Colleens join forces with the legendary man-hunter from Montreal named Guy Lapointe to fight for their lives with all seven Chakras, one Warrior Pose at a time. Depp, Depp the Younger and Smith the younger are returning in the roles they created for “Tusk.”