Oscar winners Brad Pitt and Javier Bardem just subjected themselves to the internet’s horniest thoughts—delivered directly to each other, no less. Take a look below.
Taking part in BuzzFeed’s “Read Thirst Tweets” video series on YouTube, the F1 stars sit down for eight minutes of cringe, laughter, and internet horniness, bravely diving into tweets that leave very little to the imagination.
Pitt kicks things off with a fan declaration: “I would kiss the f-ck out of Javier Bardem,” before cheekily telling him, “I say this when you’re not around!” Bardem, meanwhile, reads a tweet worshipping Pitt’s backside in Troy—“gave meaning to my life”—to which Pitt responds, “It’s a crack of sunshine. I can’t fight it.”
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The tweets, of course, escalate. One has Bardem reading, “Brad Pitt, more like Brad spit on me, in me, near me.” Pitt returns with an all-caps request aimed at Bardem: “SIT ON MY FACE,” prompting Bardem’s baffled reply: “You don’t want that. Why would you like me to do that? That’s mean. That’s gross. Would you like me to do that after like 13-hour plane travel, for example?”
Things reach a fever pitch with a tweet referencing Bardem’s role in The Little Mermaid: “one hot DILF merman.” Bardem plays along—“But I have a tail. How could you do that to me?”—as Pitt pantomimes lifting it. Realising they’ve ventured into a highly questionable conversation surrounding a family film, Bardem exclaims, “I’m sorry, this is The Little Mermaid! Oh my God. C’mon, please censor this!” Pitt says, “We’re going to burn in hell.”
By the end, both men are dazed but standing… well, sitting. “Thanks, BuzzFeed, for this… scarring moment in our lives,” Pitt says. Bardem nods: “Yeah, we’ll never forget.”
Directed by Top Gun: Maverick‘s Joseph Kosinski, F1 stars Pitt, Bardem, Damson Idris, and Kerry Condon. It’s now in cinemas—out June 26 in Australia and June 27 in the U.S.
